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kouhaai:

j-willikers:

DONT GO ON TJE BEE MOVIE TAG ITS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BEE

ok no but the one about driving;; did you not watch the movie at all. they mentioned that flying was the equivalent of running for bees so it’s VERY TIRESOME.

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jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

(Source: ethantate, via 50shadesofvirginity)

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via 50shadesofvirginity)

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shitshilarious:

Imagine Jim Parsons making his partner wear this mask before coitus

shitshilarious:

Imagine Jim Parsons making his partner wear this mask before coitus

(Source: rune-midgarts)

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bombing:

zanabism:

bombing:

idea: a bunch of big rocks on a shelf above your bed and every time you hit your alarm clock the shelf would fall away and the rocks would come tumbling down  

wouldn’t that really hurt you? 

i never said it was a good idea

(via awkwardvagina)

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lulz-time:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

(Source: a-ionia, via punkmonksteven)

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bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart, via pizza)

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